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For those of you who are placing Christmas lights / decorations in your yard or garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?
Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my gin out the window, hide the weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding. (Please keep this up and steal this post like I did...) We all need a laugh. 😁

(I was laughing to hard to spell check sorry.)

Outstanding :funnypost:

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ROFL

thank you, just made my weekend!





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I'm only concerned when Red or Blue flashing are behind my vehicle.

LMAO,
Thats a good one

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That’s awesome haha.

Classic!

Haha!! And here I've been slamming on the brakes, opening the drivers door then jumping in the passenger seat waiting for the cop to come up to the door so I can explain how the illegal immigrant that car jacked me, saw you all and ran away...

Rookie. Toss the Gin on the dead hooker to keep the smell down.