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1350SC 11-14-2002 08:08 PM

We should all be happy that he is not into boats. Imagine what that would look like!

THRILLSEEKER 11-14-2002 08:20 PM

His nose looks like a penis and his chin a nut sack!

Flyinbrian 11-14-2002 08:30 PM

He needs his nose circumsized.

That gives a whole new meaning to "blowing" your nose.
I guess you could get away with calling him a d*ckface.

I am still trying to figure out what is going on with the very tip of the nose. It resembles the most private and sensitive areas on the female body. You know, it rhymes with split.

He looks like a cross between Diana Ross and a not-so well-endowed man's private parts morphed together to form a face.

It grosses me out to look at the picture, but I can't quit looking at it.

mopower 11-14-2002 09:31 PM

For you older...no , more mature folks on here like me , can you say "Phantom of the Opera".
YUK! He looks so bad , I'm almost ready to sell him MY nose but it would probably reject him:D :D :D

Consintracy 11-15-2002 04:50 AM

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Sisters?!?!

AttitudeAdjusta 11-15-2002 04:57 AM

Looks like he has some **** on the end of his nose.

hp500efi 11-15-2002 07:02 AM

I think the last Plastic Surgeon took half his brain out as well. WTF would a guy with his money want to do that to himself?

More money than brains I guess.

Indy 11-15-2002 07:12 AM

Consintracy...ROFLMAO :D They almost look exactly alike :D What a loser...

GeeterB 11-15-2002 08:57 AM

My lady thinks he's trying to become Liz Taylor :eek: :eek: :eek:

He hangs out with her all the time and if you look closely he really does resemble her more and more every day.

Well, like someone said, he went from a poor black child to a white woman....Only in america:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

It looks like Phantom Chaos took him into the photo shop for about 10 hoursof wrenching!!!!!

Geeter

Oh yeah, like Dennis Hopper said in speed..."Poor people are crazy Jack, I'm excentric" :D

CigDaze 11-15-2002 08:59 AM

I know! They must have grafted skin from his sack for his nose, because it sure looks like it's growing it's own beard. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


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