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Ratchet 11-21-2002 10:01 AM

OT: Done ?
 
A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favorite bar in
Rome,
> when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed
> to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some
> small talk, they retired to his bedroom and made love.
>
> After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So... You finish?"
>
> She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
>
> Surprised, the young man reached for her and the love making resumed.
This
> time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion.
>
> The love making ends, and again, the young man smiles, And again he asks,
> "You finish?"
>
> And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to
> him, and softly says, "No."
>
> Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man
> reaches for the woman again. Using the last of his strength, he barely
> manages it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing
and
> ripping the bed sheets. The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping.
>
> Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly,and
> asks again, "You finish!?"
>
> Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No!, I Norwegian.

JUSTONCE 11-21-2002 10:34 AM

:D :D :D :D LMAO

Airpacker 11-21-2002 01:00 PM

I'll give that one a :D :D :D .5

florida gator 11-21-2002 06:07 PM

LMAO :D :D :D :D :D


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