OT: Done ?
A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favorite bar in
Rome, > when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed > to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some > small talk, they retired to his bedroom and made love. > > After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So... You finish?" > > She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." > > Surprised, the young man reached for her and the love making resumed. This > time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion. > > The love making ends, and again, the young man smiles, And again he asks, > "You finish?" > > And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to > him, and softly says, "No." > > Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man > reaches for the woman again. Using the last of his strength, he barely > manages it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing and > ripping the bed sheets. The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. > > Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly,and > asks again, "You finish!?" > > Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No!, I Norwegian. |
:D :D :D :D LMAO
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I'll give that one a :D :D :D .5
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LMAO :D :D :D :D :D
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