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Risk Taker 11-21-2002 01:15 PM

OT: Packin' got a job.......
 
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in construction...........:D:D;).

dockrocker 11-21-2002 01:24 PM

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I heard one of his jobs was painting road signs and putting them up on the freeway.

HyperBaja 11-21-2002 02:13 PM

That last one makes me laugh everytime!!!

Budman 11-21-2002 02:26 PM

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Actually, I heard he got a job with the Highway Department!

Mark in So. MD 11-21-2002 02:35 PM

LMAO:D :D :D

Thats some of the funniest things I have ever seen, and all at the expense of idiots.

CigDaze 11-21-2002 02:37 PM

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Good one, Packin! :rolleyes:

CigDaze 11-21-2002 02:38 PM

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No wonder he got fired! :D :D :D

JUSTONCE 11-21-2002 02:44 PM

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I heard he started a landscaping company

Risk Taker 11-21-2002 03:09 PM

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Packin' baby photo...........

This would explain why he's has so much trouble with these jobs......:D ;)

D_Casten 11-21-2002 03:17 PM

Thought it was at the Hot & Now

http://ballscasten.com/jokes/images/9_20/hire.jpg

D_Casten 11-21-2002 03:32 PM

If you've been getting calls asking for a recommendation for him. Theses answers may help.

For the chronically absent:
"A man like him is hard to find."
"It seemed his career was just taking off."

For the office drunk:
"I feel his real talent is wasted here."
"We generally found him loaded with work to do."
"Every hour with him was a happy hour."

For an employee with no ambition:
"He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in."
"You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you."

For an employee who is so completely unproductive that the job he wasn't doing is better left unfilled:
"I can assure you that no person would be better for the job."

For an employee who is not worth further consideration as a job candidate for any position:
"I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment."
"All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly."

For that truly stupid employee:
"There is nothing you can teach a man like him."
"I most enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever."

For that dishonest employee who continually lies:
"His true ability was deceiving."
"He's an unbelievable worker."


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