O.T.-Why aren't you married?
 

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Comebacks to that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"

You haven't asked yet.

I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

Because I just love hearing this question.

Just lucky, I guess.

It gives my mother something to live for.

My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole.

I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.

Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?

I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

It didn't seem worth a blood test.

I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.

Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.

My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.

I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.

They just opened a great singles bar on my block.

I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.

What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

Why aren't you thin?

I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.

(Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.


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What, And Give 1/2 Of Every Thing I Own To Some *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT Me..

Single Man With Lots Of Toys....
Jeff

cause its cheaper to stay single...

Amen Catmando!!

Wait a minute....I just accepted a proposal:eek:

Sucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

True story. Just prior to the purchase of my third Cigarette, my ex-fiancee' Vicki and I were at her families party at their house on a canal. A 35 Cafe Racer rumbled by and I was all smiles. She commented on 'how intrusive' they were because of the noise. (she obviously did not share my love of Cigarette's) An argument ensued. Her cousin commented 'Well I guess there isn't another Cigarette in you future." My response, "No, I guess there is not a Vicki in my future". Vicki and I broke up that night.

There is a happy ending to this story though. Vicki has left the state and I am madly in love with the 38 Cigarette Top Gun I purchased.

Barry

Tracy,


Sorry about your luck:o :o

Definition of proposal: Long term proposition:D :D

barry
 

LMAO best one today:D :D :D :D

Barry


:D :D :D

Better than any of the jokes I've seen today!