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Old 11-21-2002, 10:55 PM
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O.K. Let me start by saying that I love women and I respect women, but I have a "person" that sends me , "Men Degraded Jokes", and I've had enough. !!!! Post me your best "Women Degraded Jokes ",......I'm ready to email bomb now !!!! .....and yes, my blood preasure's up 'cause I'm not at the Worlds !!!!
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Old 11-22-2002, 06:34 AM
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MMMM let me pull some from the files there, labeled" women with no brains" I will get back with you
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Old 11-22-2002, 06:50 AM
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how about, a man should never beleive anything that can bleed for five days and not die!!!!!!!!!
 
Old 11-22-2002, 07:31 AM
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Disclaimer:
I love women too.
These are jokes.
Don't hate me ladies.
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I have more, but the moderators will delete them if posted here.

Post you e-mail addy and I can send you some sick chit.
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Old 11-22-2002, 07:54 AM
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Here's one that will CRACK you up!!

A woman and a man are involved in a car
accident; it's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm
a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a
sign from God that we should meet and be friends and
live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with
you completely!"

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman
continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate
our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man
nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half
the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts
the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait
for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever.
Don't mess with them.
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BK, good one!

Flyinbrian, post what ya got! At the worst the post will be moved to the grown ups playground and then we will get some real good stuff!
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