Missing in Action!
 

This is Jenny Jones...has anyone seen my Boss, Ssherman? He left to Key West last week and I haven't heard from him other than a bunch of jumbled messages with loud music and lots of screaming! This morning I got a phone call from a girl named Tia, who says she has on a Cheetah-print fur shirt, a stack of business cards with Shane's name on them, and a Jesse James tattoo on her ass. Anybody know where I might start looking for him? She left her work number...it was a place called the "Red Garter"...anyone familiar with that resturant? I found his flight itinerary, but there is no return flight scheduled!!! Please help!
Thanks,
A lonely receptionist.

IF I WAS YOU, I WOULD START CALLING ALL THE LOCAL GAY BARS IN KEY WEST... YOU KNOW HOW SHANE GETS WHEN HE STARTS DRINKING!:eek: HIS TRUE COLORS COME OUT AND THOSE TEND TO BE THE COLORS OF A RAINBOW!!!!!!! :p :D

Ahhhhhh, the Red Garter.....such nice memories........
If he is stuck there, he is in good hands until his money runs out.
I can hear him now, "but she REALLY did like me".

You guys are too funny! So the RG is a strip club....I see. I wonder why he didn't take me?!?! I can pick up on the ladies better than him! ;)

i would have to agree, i've seen pictures.... :D

chad

Which ones? He doesn't have any good ones!

i think you were in a tuxedo shirt. i remember one on his truck too. :) so where are the good ones??? ;)

chad

The "red Garter" , isn't that the real small narrow barely lit strip joint on Duvall ?
I have a vague memory of a place like that from last year!! :D

Chad: I'll never tell about other pics! Those were bad ones though..God, were we drunk! You think SSherman can get pics of us like that any other way?!?

Oh I can't wait to see Shane's response to this one.

HELMETS ON!!

What a great idea.......while away on vacation, have someone keep your daily post count up for you.

Jenny- i'll make you a deal. i trade you some pics. :D ;) is that how shane does it??? i thought he just slipped something in your drink.

chad

HAHA! How did you see those anyway? At the lake or did he email them? The bedroom pics were better...did you not see those? The other girls name was Dawn...she's played in the minor leagues, just never went pro...
By the way, I wouldn't know how to trade pics on OSO, but if you know Shane's email address, then just replace his name with JennyJones and I might just send you some that way!

Oh give me a break.......:rolleyes::rolleyes:

First there was SSherman, then JesseJames......and now Jenny Jones ???? I think we sould start calling him Sybil.........:D :p .

HAHA...this is just his assistant...I was just bored and decided to play with all you big dogs!

I'm sure he's in here some where!!!!

LMAO!!!!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ssherman
[B]HAHA! The bedroom pics were better...did you not see those? The other girls name was Dawn...she's played in the minor leagues, just never went pro...

I've seen em.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

THIS is what the internet is really all about!!! I bet this one beats the Apache thread:D :D :D

Nort :D:D:D:D:D

I think that is SSherman on the top left. You know the Cowboy theam :D:D

Jon

Oh and you can send any picutures to [email protected] any time you want. The more we can embarras Sherman the better :D

Jon

I saw him with those dudes on TV a while back.. the song went something like...

It's fun to race in the
AAAA PPPPP BBBB AAAA

Uh Oh
Anonymous

Tia is not from the Red Garter. She works over at Rumrunners Upstairs. I should know, I gave her enough money to make a car payment and rent and probably enough to payoff her credit card debt. I didn't see ssherman but thats not to say he wasn't there. There were alot of Offshore Only users there. And names?!? Well, I made sure to forget them.

Big Andy

jen- thanks for the pictures. i like the cowboy hat.....very nice....

chad

Oh my f'ing gawd! TIA is still doing the same thing????????
We met her three or four yrs ago. She also starred in one of our
infamous "Miss Wild Child" competitions (she didn't win).
She is one piece of work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :rolleyes: :cool: :p ;) :D :o :o :o

pics.... I wanna see pics!... ill even give you an emailaddress if nessisary! lol