Risk Taker

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks:

"Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack
wabbit or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabbit over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice:

"I don't fink my python weally givths a thit.

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Redhead?

A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and reports that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible" says the doctor, "show me what you mean."

So, she takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.

Then she pushes her knee and screams, and pushes her ankle and screams and so on.

Everywhere she touches, she screams.

The doctor says, "You are not really a redhead, are you?

"No" she says, "I'm really a blonde, how did you know?"

The doctor looked at her and replied.................."Because your finger is broken."