racial profiling quiz
 

just stubled upon it and though I would pass it on
PROFILING
Please pause a moment and reflect back, by taking the following Multiple Choice test:

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped
and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped
in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a
70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and
a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first
time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild
Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed
and thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy
Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in
Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and
murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40

Nope, no patterns anywhere to justify profiling!

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80 year
old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85 year old Congressmen with metal hips,
and Medal of Honor winning former Governors.

Shoot and ask questions later :mad:

Racial profiling = Work smarter not harder.

Guns don't kill people, muslim's kill people? That how it works?

Besides being politically incorrect racial profiling goes against US policy of tax gobbling inefficiency

Shoot everyone with a Turbin on and let God sort them out.

Now......"THAT'S PROFILING"

Turbin hell, I thought $hit heads wore a diaper.

Wait, your saying that thing on top is on their heads? I never knew that was their head, i thought it was where a diaper went?

ok. 2 things....1 ) holty **** did we drink alot tonight..(damn u glassdave)

2).. KILL UM ALL AND LET AHLA SORT UM OUT>> glad to see this therad went the way it wa suppesed to