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Old 12-06-2002, 04:32 PM
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Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
> shelves this week with "Clinton Soup, " that will honor one of the nation's
> most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
>
>Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
> Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.
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>When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied:
> "I don't know, I never had one."
>
>American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle" because
> he is so full of crap he can't fly.
>
>Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest
> leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.
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>Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.
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>Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it,
> the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you
> need to know."
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>Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
> changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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