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Young Performance 01-24-2014 10:21 PM


Originally Posted by Ike (Post 4062921)
Aren't you thinking of Firemarshall Bill from In living color?

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!! (Jim Carey):D[/QUOTE]

Not to split hairs, but it's "Let me show you something". I loved In Living Color and used to watch that show religiously.
Eddie

Donziben 01-24-2014 11:33 PM

Lol! Good stuff!

I wanna know if chuck Norris got in a fight with twin Teague motors who would win?

Who's on first?!:D

Speedracer29 01-25-2014 08:08 AM

Edward Teague was a 17th century pirate. Indelible proof that Teagues have been involved with sail boats. Since it took the Teagues almost 3 CENTURIES to become involved with powerboats, they figured reparations were in order, and started doling out quality engines.

I read it on the interwebs...

Wildman_grafix 01-25-2014 08:48 AM

In Living Color,,,,,,,,,,, "Homey don't play that"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0

davidmercury 01-25-2014 08:52 AM


Originally Posted by blefever (Post 4062905)
This train sure went off the track, but it's all fun.

Bob is a great guy. Gary is a great guy. Norm is Bob's brother. Gary is not related to Bob or Norm. Bob builds bad ass motors. Gary builds bad ass motors including the 1800hp motors in Greg Olson's 33" Eliminator Cat that went 192 at LOTO and was the Top Gun 2012. See below.

http://www.speedonthewater.com/in-th...top-gun-trophy

Well said!

Velocity Vector 01-25-2014 05:56 PM

Bob Teague reading this thread and thinking in his mine.

What you've just wrote is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!

teaguecustommarine 01-30-2014 08:20 PM

You guys are obviously snowed in and suffering from cabin fever or something.

Some real classics here... from 2002 to now.

Want to feel old? I was 14 years old in 2002.

John Teague (AKA Bob's son, Norm's nephew, Gary's arch nemisis(not really))

US1 Fountain 01-30-2014 08:45 PM

That's all fine and such, but back to the important question, Mary Ann or Ginger?

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BTW, just heard on radio last week from a past interview with the Professor, (RIP) when asked about that question. His reply was 99% of the men always picked Mary Ann. He agreed :)

Carbon Footprint 01-31-2014 12:25 AM

Back on Topic......
If you haven't been to GT performance Engineering in Upland CA, Gary Teague has a nice facility and does incredible work with ALL aspects of boats. One of the VERY FEW honest stand up guys I have met in the boating industry. Amazing motors, their gelcoat guy is better than eliminator, they even have an on site test tank to back your boat into!
Keep up the good work Gary and see you at Havasu!

I'd go with Ginger :eekdrop:

500drvr 01-31-2014 04:15 AM

Doesn't Bob have a house at the river?

MissGeicoRacing 01-31-2014 08:34 AM


Originally Posted by 500drvr (Post 4066697)
Doesn't Bob have a house at the river?

He lives in a van down BY the river

Knot 4 Me 01-31-2014 08:37 AM


Originally Posted by MissGeicoRacing (Post 4066775)
He lives in a van down BY the river

Eating government cheese!

500drvr 01-31-2014 08:59 AM

I heard he has a house at the river.....

skater40 01-31-2014 10:04 AM

Bob is Gary's uncle.

Quinlan 01-31-2014 10:12 AM

But-- Who's your daddy

drpete3 01-31-2014 11:53 AM

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glassdave 01-31-2014 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by drpete3 (Post 4066928)
Ill bet $100 that most of you didn't know bob has a daughter named cheryl

uhmmm . . . isnt that Farrah Fawcet? :confused: :D

Velocity Vector 01-31-2014 12:00 PM

Bob has just propose to Congress a river to no where from Bobs house to the White House.

drpete3 01-31-2014 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by glassdave (Post 4066934)
uhmmm . . . isnt that Farrah Fawcet? :confused: :D

my bad

skater40 01-31-2014 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by skater40 (Post 4066855)
Bob is Gary's uncle.

That makes John and Gary cousins.

MissGeicoRacing 01-31-2014 03:13 PM


uhmmm . . . isnt that Farrah Fawcet?
uhmmmm no, it is Cheryl
lol are you that old that your losing your eyesight now or are they just clouded with ice lol

Carbon Footprint 01-31-2014 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by glassdave (Post 4066934)
uhmmm . . . isnt that Farrah Fawcet? :confused: :D


It is actually Cheryl Tiegs. The Doc was right...........kinda

Young Performance 01-31-2014 03:36 PM

There is no way that Bob could make someone that pretty:lolhit::evilb:

teaguecustommarine 01-31-2014 07:01 PM


Originally Posted by Young Performance (Post 4067050)
There is no way that Bob could make someone that pretty:lolhit::evilb:

My mom tells me how pretty I am all the time.... and so do all the guys at the shop actually.

JT

F26 03-08-2014 07:19 AM

BOBBY has a pretty mouth

bstracener2 03-09-2014 11:49 AM

Bob and Gary are great gentleman and build GREAT ENGINES but they are not related . I talked with Gary yesterday and he conformed . Iam friend of both. Buck Stracener

phragle 03-09-2014 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by glassdave (Post 4066934)
uhmmm . . . isnt that Farrah Fawcet? :confused: :D

Get your puberty ridden adolescently spackled posters right dude... Farrah had the red onepiece, Cheryl had the pink bikini....

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As for Ginger and MaryAnn, does this fight include copious amounts of baby oil and clothes being ripped off followed by serious tongue lashings and strap on abuse??

phragle 03-09-2014 04:42 PM

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When I grow up, I want to be Bob Teague...
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F26 03-26-2014 08:34 AM

ttt

Schweeng 03-26-2014 08:33 PM

Cheryl was HOT

F26 03-27-2014 08:52 AM

Dont drop the soap !

F26 03-27-2014 10:38 AM


Originally Posted by Schweeng (Post 4096480)
Cheryl was HOT

In case anyone missed out on post #70, SCHWEENG pointed out that Bob was an Army Ranger and has received a Purple Heart and could probably whip Gary Smith

Thank You

Bodre Rising

Matt Trulio 03-27-2014 10:48 AM


Originally Posted by teaguecustommarine (Post 4067117)
My mom tells me how pretty I am all the time.... and so do all the guys at the shop actually.

JT

John is kind of a pretty boy—but he's also, like his dad, a bit of a badass. I wouldn't advise messing with either of them.

F26 04-04-2014 08:19 AM

Im confused TRULIO……help me out

So you guys build engines, race for Fred at Mercury, post threads under alias, and fight on the weekends ???

what else ?

skater40 04-04-2014 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by F26 (Post 4101181)
Im confused TRULIO……help me out

So you guys build engines, race for Fred at Mercury, post threads under alias, and fight on the weekends ???

what else ?

Somebody ban him please.

bilge rat 04-07-2014 02:59 PM

http://vimeo.com/48536722 Rare footage of GT & B T.

skater40 04-07-2014 03:12 PM

I hear they are having a family reunion at Desert Storm.:party-smiley-004:

frickstyle 04-07-2014 03:14 PM

Man, you guys are brutal, but funny.

Hey, what ever happened to "Ask Bob Teague", he never answered my question, Can I drive the Amsoil boat? please?

Magnumman2626 06-05-2018 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by Young Performance (Post 4062941)
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!! (Jim Carey):D

<br /><br />Not to split hairs, but it's "Let me show you something". I loved In Living Color and used to watch that show religiously.<br />Eddie[/QUOTE]


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