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Old 12-18-2002, 03:25 PM
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as for the suddenly going faster.... on my motorized scooter, it just got louder and faster one day, i added a chrome "looks only tube" (tuned pipe) and said i did it for the sound and looks..... a week later i was in the hospital with 2 broken wrists

Not quite sure I would have shared the motorized scooter story because banging fat chicks is like riding motorized scooters,,, it's all fun and games until your friends find out.
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# 12 - I'll be there Saturday morning @ 9:00 am to buy the boat.

# 13 - I'll be there Saturday morning @ 9:00 am with your sponsor check.

# 14 - Win a few races and then we'll sponsor you -

Sorry I had to throw some racing stuff in there - BH
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How about, "its never been abused or run in rough water" or "Fresh water boat"
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Not quite sure I would have shared the motorized scooter story because banging fat chicks is like riding motorized scooters,,, it's all fun and games until your friends find out.
that was a year ago!!! now i have my permit, and a set of keys to the Trans Am

My dad wants me to buy the 1993 thunderbird from them,AT, 5.0 but he wont trust me with keys to it now although he lives 10 miles away. but mom gave me a set to the 2000 TA
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17. "This is the last time I am going to pull the motor. I'm getting to old for this"

18. " As soon as it hits 100 I will be happy & thru working on it."

19. "I'm happy with the speed it runs"
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Old 12-18-2002, 05:24 PM
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She gets at least 5 miles to the gallon.
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Old 12-18-2002, 05:32 PM
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"What fat girl, that couldnt have been me"
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I'll have your boat ready by Friday
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Old 12-18-2002, 06:10 PM
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This one I actually had to use myself

"I have know idea where that blonde hair came from."

Found by my wife while cleaning the boat
(good thing my wife doesn't know about OSO)
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-6) no.. i won't need a different truck if we buy this one


Ha, I've used that one a few times!
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