Top 10 Powerboater Lies...
I thought these up while driving the other day. I've used many of them. Feel free to add your own:
10) No honey, I didn't notice that young girl in the thong. 9) ... but blowers will help my fuel economy. 8) Nope. Didn't touch a thing. My boat just started running 10 mph faster. 7) This boat is perfect - I'll never change a thing. 6) Sweetheart, it's like I've been telling you for years, size doesn't matter. 5) I know I'm getting home late. But the police/Coast Guard/Game Warden asked for my help looking for terrorists. 4) We had 4 people on the boat, so we decided to spilt ONE six-pack. 3) I need a bigger boat so my mother-in-law will be more comfortable. 2) I hate going fast - it makes my eyes water. And the #1 Powerboater lie.... Dude, that Bayliner Rocks!! |
HEHEhehehe "Dude that Bayliner Rocks!"
That's Funny!!!:eek: :D |
Covered em all pretty good.
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0) "It sounds louder to you honey????? that's odd... it doesn't sound louder to me????"
-1) "that's always been there" -2) "it was on sale at Boat US" -3) "and we can get a 30 year loan and the payments will probably only be $123 a month!!!! isn't that great??!!" -4) no, i havn't touched a thing. been buttoned up since new. -5) this radio came with the boat -6) no.. i won't need a different truck if we buy this one -7) vin number?? ok it's VNxx1234x54xxxxx what's that? engines? ummmmm 140 hp i think. i don't know much about engines... |
11. Sure it does 100mph, any day of the week.
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Yes, the speedometer is accurate. There is no need for you to pull out your GPS!
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and the #1 lie " I could have beat you but my girlfriend waqs scared and told me to said to slow down"
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This will be my last boat...No, really! :D
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Re: Top 10 Powerboater Lies...
Originally posted by Cignificant I9) ... but blowers will help my fuel economy. 8) Nope. Didn't touch a thing. My boat just started running 10 mph faster. as for the suddenly going faster.... on my motorized scooter, it just got louder and faster one day, i added a chrome "looks only tube" (tuned pipe) and said i did it for the sound and looks..... a week later i was in the hospital with 2 broken wrists :D |
Originally posted by JUST ONCE and the #1 lie " I could have beat you but my girlfriend waqs scared and told me to said to slow down" |
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