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OT: Woman or Harleys, Which is Better?

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "Well, shoot, I want to hang out with God!" So St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Upon meeting the almighty, Arthur asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went over to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

:D :D :D :D How's the weather up there Doc? The wife and I were talking this am about running up and checking out some prop on the lake. Dave Warden

Hey Dave,

Bring a coat. It was 34 at home this morning at 9:00AM. Overcast and feels to be in the 40's now. I saw the sun for about two minutes a little while ago and now it is gone again. Just a grey sky.

The lake is FULL Pond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better get your property before it is all gone!

Have a good one.

Mark

yea baby...........:D :D :D :D

I guess a woman leaves very different marks when you lay one down.

Gotta love the Eva pics!

Good one....It just shows that it all depends on what you feel like riding at the time !!!!!

I also agree the Harley is Cheaper and most time easier to get along with.