I'm Freeeeeeee!!!!!
 

(Picture the munchkins in the Wizard of Oz singing this for me...)
Ding dong the biatch is gone, the biatch is gone. Ding dong the wicked biatch is gone!

Today my divorce is final at long last! I got raked over the coals pretty hard, but most importantly, I KEPT THE BOAT! Anyone looking for a used wife? Just take over payments and assume all liabilities and she's yours!!! Cash settlements offered within reason for quick marriages!!! :D

After two years of the hell she put me through, this is the best damn New Years present I could ever ask for!

Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Happy new year Dude!!!

There's a lot more of them critters out there, watch out!

Yet another argument in favor of rent vs. buy!

NICE dude. I know from your posts and what it says for your description that it was a nasty one and you must be RELEAVED to have it over with.

Jon

Dude, I know how you feel, twice!! First time was 12 years ago. Haven't seen her since.

Second time was 5 minutes ago......girlfriend hasn't had a car for 8 days. She's been staying here at my house for 7 days. TOO MUCH CLOSENESS!!! Finally got her a POS car last night so she can finally go back to work and go home. Sure is quiet in here this morning.:)

Waterfoul,

Just wait in about two hours you will miss Holly and want her to come back and stay at your house! Men...I swear....;)

Be sure to write "JUST DIVORCED" in white shoe polish on the back window of your car/truck it get's lots-o-laughs

I love the idea! :D :D :D It will have to share the back window of my truck with the two stickers that are already there:

#1 Is the little Calvin dude taking a wiz on the words "EX-WIFE"

#2 Reads the same as my signature on this board.

I get all kinds of laughs ever time I drive it!

Perfect......congrats on your new freedom....now get out there and find your next X

I don't know guys ..... I'm celebrating my 14 year wedding anniversary today. I must say that it has been relatively easy. And the second income(bigger boats) ..... Oh Yeah !!!

You guys must be doing something wrong :p

I hope your New Years resolution is'nt to get married again.....:D

Jan 11 last year I had this same post..LOL only ran into her 2 times in the last year..and did not talk once

15 years coming up and it couldn't be better. Like anything else worthwhile, you gotta work at it......

We were at just about 16 years when she decided to hook up with a fat piece of chit on the internet. Oh well...Life is much better now. The swinging door hit her where the dog shoulda bit her!

Mariage counselor once told me " you have to maintaine you realtionship. You maintaine your car don't you?"

My response, "yeah, I also trade it for another one every couple of years!"

She said she would not use that analogy anymore.:D