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Old 01-02-2003, 10:44 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

Yo mama's so fat, When she dances she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, When she diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, She puts mayo on aspirin.

Yo mama's so fat,Her ass has its own congressman.

Yo mama's so fat,Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat,Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph

Yo mama's so fat,Her driver's license says "Picture continued on the other side".

Yo mama's so fat,The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Hear" is printed on each of her buttcheeks.

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: ''MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY: 240 PATRONS OR YO MAMA"

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama's so fat, she got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "KOOL-AID", she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she filled out a job application where is says “person to contact in case of emergency”, the ***** put 911.

Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor

Yo mama's so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps

Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.

Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.

Yo mama's so fat, when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps

Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.

Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her

Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her.

Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.

Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.

Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates.

Yo mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Hal

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way

Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
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Old 01-02-2003, 11:14 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, she got a Malcom X jacket for Christmas and a helicopter landed on her.
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your momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out

your momma so stupid she thought MC Hammer was a hardware store

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Yo Mama's so fat, she get's her manicure at Earl Scheib's.

Yo Mam's so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of da *****!
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Yo mamas so fat, if she wheres yellow and stand on the street corner people start yelling "taxi".
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