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ragtop409 01-02-2003 10:12 PM

The Oj Trial As Told By Dr. Seus
 
I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.


I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.


When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.


I have nothing, nothing to hide.
My friend, he took me for a ride.


Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?


I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.


Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?


I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.

kitten 01-03-2003 08:00 AM

funny

JIM H 01-03-2003 08:34 AM

:D :D :D

seanclong 01-03-2003 09:52 AM

:D :D :D

Allan4 01-03-2003 10:06 AM

YYYYYEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!:D :D :D

florida gator 01-03-2003 02:30 PM

:D :D :D


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