thursday funny......
 

A woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how
ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came
from having a mammography and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18
year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 50 year old ass?"

Your name never came up," she answered.