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This will really bust a "LOTO" Shootout balloons.....
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And it doesn't even say Budweiser.......I can hear the whining already.
T2x |
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Not bad T2X, but not bad enough I'm afraid.
I hear rumors... |
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The business end.
(Anyone sense this might get just a weee bit outta hand? hehehe) |
He will have trouble getting
that boat out of the water that high. It's not that rough on the course:D ;) jt |
At this rate, who needs water?
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:eureka:
I'm getting a big ass radar arch, gonna take some roof sheeting off the dock, screw it to the arch, put a couple of flame throwers on the swim platform, now were talkin!! jt |
I'd go with larger diamater props...
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Hey T2X,do those props spin in or out???? :D :D :D tripps
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If it is at least 22' long, bring it on!
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Originally posted by jt29olhp500s He will have trouble getting that boat out of the water that high. It's not that rough on the course:D ;) jt Yea, probably hit a 6" rogue ripple, those guys are nuts ! |
Originally posted by WickedWon Yea, probably hit a 6" rogue ripple, those guys are nuts ! The drag boat is by far the right gun for the gun fight. You play with the Devil ................be prepared for the horns. T2x |
Thats kinda what i thought.......He just nailed the throttle and
it jumped like that !!!!!!!!!! Now THATS torque !!!!!!!! Whats with the twin props ??? Can't get one to hook up ? |
If i take my 67 Impala with Jato unit strapped on the back, start driving through town on Highway 54 and hit the ignition, fly off the road and over the course at 300+mph......would i win? :D or Does one need to phisicly need to be touching the water? :D LOL!!
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Originally posted by birdog Thats kinda what i thought.......He just nailed the throttle and it jumped like that !!!!!!!!!! Now THATS torque !!!!!!!! Whats with the twin props ??? Can't get one to hook up ? T2x |
Originally posted by Wally If i take my 67 Impala with Jato unit strapped on the back, start driving through town on Highway 54 and hit the ignition, fly off the road and over the course at 300+mph......would i win? :D or Does one need to phisicly need to be touching the water? :D LOL!! The whole concept of the "world's fastest pleasure/offshore boat" with fixed drives, a rearward rudder, canopy and oxygen, professional throttleman, and a million dollar+ corporate sponsored budget.........is pretty wacky too! There is no limit to how far runaway beer talk can go.................... T2x |
These boats are pretty amazing! Check out this vid...0-200 in a few seconds.
http://www.ihbaracing.com/video/MOV00836.MPG |
Somebody better warn the Busch
clan about this, I'm shure they will have a trump card somewhere;) :D :D |
aaaaahh.....Now i get it ! counter rotating to eliminate torque
twisting them up on there sides.... HP loss.........I guess these guys are running top fuel motors... a couple hp here and there won't be noticed !:D |
T2x,
Actually, as I understand it, Warby was planning to spool up on the Mississippi somewhere near Memphis. :D |
I sold Troy Ferry his first Offshore boat this past year. He was one of last years champs in alcohol Drag boats. Needless to say the sea trail in the offshore boat was fun. 25 Baja outlaw in the pacific on a BIG day. I kapt asking "Are you scared yet"
"Nope go faster!!!" "How about now?" "Nope, Go Faster!" Finally his friend in the back yells.."Im Scared, Im Scared" I talked to him last month. He whippled it! |
that would be funny...a boat less than 20' winning top gun!!!!!!
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I was thinking of entering in a canoe. I need a giant rubber band ( think Roadrunner cartoons) tied to a tree on each side of the water and a tug boat. The human balloon launcher.
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Originally posted by T2x I don't know if you guys get it..... That drag boat is that high in flat calm water.....at the STARTING LINE. Besides, the classes start at a minimum 22' in length and go up. |
I say someone puts a beak on it and a swim platform, only to run the last 1/4 mile and win top gun this year.
Wouldn't that qualify? I'd be rooting for it ;) |
Gordo heres a thought though, with the kind of acceleration those
boats have you could take it real easy for the first part of the run, and then nail it the last 300 yards going into the radar trap and probably get enough speed to win the top gun award. It would still be a little scary but I think it would be possible. |
I had my wisdom teeth jerked out
yesterday, and in my drug induced coma, this "vision" came to me: the Busch clans answer. Kenny Bernsteins top fueler. Sponsons added to each side, right in front of rear wheels. Front wheels and spindles removed, replaced with snowmobile ski's and spindle's, noodle's were attached to ski's for additional floatation. Rear tires had a deep, extended paddle track off of a snowmobile attached to them. Wheely bars were replaced with a fixed drive shaft, running off the back of the ring gear, turning a prop, opposite rotation of the engine ( counteract engine torque) Then the drugs started wearing off:D :D ;) jt. 100th post:D :D :D |
Better living through Modern Pharmaceuticals !!!
RonS,
I'm sure that would be possible. I'm not sure if they could get to the "Top Gun" speeds unless they happen to get lucky and get some really smooth water for their run. Problem is, do they make a drag boat larger than 22'? Either way, it would take a HUGE set of nads, even if you cruised half way thru and stuck it the last 100 yards or so. |
T2X,
Great Shot! I do not have much info yet, but a guy here in town is trying to break 400mph and we are going to let him display it here at the race June 14-15, if he so wishes. I will keep you posted. |
Originally posted by Gordo Exactly. A boat like this would be destroyed by the time it got to the radar gun, if it made it to the radar gun... Besides, the classes start at a minimum 22' in length and go up. There is nothing magic about 22 feet. That hydro at 22 feet would still be smaller than an unlimited light. The boat pictured will do 230 +.......in a quarter mile. He could open it up whenever he felt like it. He might do 0 to235 to 0 to 235 twice on the LOTO course. I've raced and driven boats ranging from kneel down outboard hydros to Offshore Cats.....and built the latter. Offshore boats in certain instances (like this) are vastly oversized, clumsy, and out of their league. Deal with it.......sometimes The Emperor has oversized clothes.....and big clay feet. T2x |
I'd like to see how it would handle the rollers we saw on Saturday.
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Probably look like T2x's pic with spectator boats underneath it;) .
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Originally posted by T2x There is nothing magic about 22 feet. A top Fuel drag boat can do 300mph in 50 feet for all I care. Problem is, all classes start at 22' and go up from there. SO, If someone brings an enlarged version of a Top Fuel drag boat, that's at least 22 feet long, I'm sure he will spank his class and possibly take Top Gun honors. deal with THAT !!! ;) |
Yeah,
I was wondering why nobody had thrown a top fuel boat into the shootout... |
Originally posted by Gordo Actually, in this case yes there is. A top Fuel drag boat can do 300mph in 50 feet for all I care. Problem is, all classes start at 22' and go up from there. SO, If someone brings an enlarged version of a Top Fuel drag boat, that's at least 22 feet long, I'm sure he will spank his class and possibly take Top Gun honors. deal with THAT !!! ;) Finally, I am not advocating this scenario for LOTO, I am merely pointing out what appears to me to be yet another re-invention of the speed wheel. What the LOTO shootout seems to have accomplished, after all the hyperbole settles, is a unique way to quadruple the cost of going fast ......on a lake. T2x............... looking at the big picture. |
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