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Old 01-22-2003, 05:22 PM
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* In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: There is a law against: having sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.
* In Nevada: There is a law against: having sex without a condom.
* In Willowdale, Oregon: There is a law against: a husband talking dirty in his wife's ear during sex.
* In Clinton, Oklahoma: There is a law against: masturbating while watching two people have sex in a car.
* In the state of Washington: There is a law against: having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
* In Tremonton, Utah: There is a law against: having sex in an ambulance.
* In Newcastle, Wyoming: There is a law against: having sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.
* In Alexandria, Minnesota: There is a law against: a man having sex with his wife with the stink of onions, sardines, or garlic on his breath.
* In every state in the union: There is a law against: having sex with a corpse.
* In Ames, Iowa: There is a law against: drinking more than three slugs of beer while lying in bed with a woman.
* In Fairbanks, Alaska: There is a law against: two moose having sex on the city sidewalks.
* In Kingsville, Texas: There is a law against: two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.
* In Ventura County, California: There is a law against: cats and dogs having sex without a permit.
* In Washington, D.C.: There is a law against: having sex in any position other than face-to-face
 
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* In Alexandria, Minnesota: There is a law against: a man having sex with his wife with the stink of onions, sardines, or garlic on his breath.
lol----funny stuff!



This one made sense,, THERE SHOULD BE A LAW!!
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I knew a guy who did his Masters thesis by sending anonymous questionaires all over the country.
He asked:
What city do you live in?
What is the strangest sex you have ever done?

He found that where the laws were the most repressive, the people were so uptight that when they did let loose the strangest things would take place. Where anything goes people got it out enough that they didn't have to act so strange.

Anyone who has ever seduced Mormons or Christian fundamentalists knows exactly what I'm talking about. Those that have not are missing out on a wild time. Easier to pick up too. Gives new meaning to the word "hallelujah"

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* In Washington, D.C.: There is a law against: having sex in any position other than face-to-face [/B]
Do the Kennedys know this?
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* In Washington, D.C.: There is a law against: having sex in any position other than face-to-face [/B]

so how do all the politicians get away with screwin everyone in the ass......
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so how do all the politicians get away with screwin everyone in the ass......
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one state has a law against having sex with an ass in the bathtub. ass = donkey . how drunk would you have to be to try that ?
 
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In MD if you arent married it is a crime to have any kind of sex except face to face.

Sodomy used to be all across the nation until the so-called "sexual revolution" of the 1960's. In which the US Supreme Court changed it drastically as an abundance of people felt that such statutes were unconstitutional. Now everything seems to be pretty much at the state level(state law, not federal).
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