Offshoreonly.com - OT, Why I like Beer

1. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I
drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about all the
workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink
this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'

2. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When
they wake up in the morning, that's as good as their going to feel all day."
(Frank Sinatra)

3. "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be
drunk to spend time with his fools." (Ernest Hemingway)

4. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave
up reading" (Henry Youngman)

5. "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in case.
Coincidence? I think not." (Stephen Wright)

6. "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no
sin, we go to heaven. Soooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven." (Brian
O'Rourke)

7. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to
be happy." (Benjamin Franklin)

8. "Without question, the greatest invention of
mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was a fine invention, but
the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." (Dave Berry)

9. "Remember: 'I' before 'E': except in Budweiser."

10. "To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support
group."

11. "Salvation in a can!"