OT: Showering - Men vs Women
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OT: Showering - Men vs Women
How to Shower Like a Woman
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see
husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental
note to do more sit-ups.
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,
long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
with 43 added vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15
minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10
minutes until red.
9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake
body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
11. Shave armpits and legs
12. Turn off shower
13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots
with Tilex.
14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on
head.
17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
areas.
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How To Shower Like a Man
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and
leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way,
shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size
of your wiener and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Wash your face
6. Wash your armpits
7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them
off.
8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud
they sound in the shower.
9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding
area.
10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on
the soap.
11. Shampoo your hair.
12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
13. Pee.
14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because
curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan
on.
18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you
pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
'woo-woo' sound again.
19. Throw wet towel on bed.
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see
husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental
note to do more sit-ups.
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,
long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
with 43 added vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15
minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10
minutes until red.
9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake
body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
11. Shave armpits and legs
12. Turn off shower
13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots
with Tilex.
14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on
head.
17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
areas.
*************************
How To Shower Like a Man
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and
leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way,
shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size
of your wiener and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Wash your face
6. Wash your armpits
7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them
off.
8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud
they sound in the shower.
9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding
area.
10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on
the soap.
11. Shampoo your hair.
12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
13. Pee.
14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because
curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan
on.
18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you
pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
'woo-woo' sound again.
19. Throw wet towel on bed.
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When the pregnant one asked why I was laughing so hard, I read it to her. I could hardly read it out loud. She said "you don't pee in the shower do you"? Of course not!
