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Old 02-02-2003, 11:56 PM
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Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
> employees and has the following statistics:
> 1. 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
> 2. 7 have been arrested for fraud
> 3. 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
> 4. 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
> 5. 3 have done time for assault
> 6. 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
> 7. 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
> 8. 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
> 9. 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
> 10. 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
> Can you guess which organization this is?
> Give up yet?
> It's the 535 members of the United States Congress - the same group of
> idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year de! signed to keep
> the rest of us in line.
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Old 02-03-2003, 12:31 AM
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lol, im saving that
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Old 02-03-2003, 07:15 AM
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Funny thing is #5 and #7 is enough to take your voting rights away?? Who knows maybe I COULD run for Congress
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Old 02-03-2003, 08:13 AM
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i'm sure they are all democrats , right?

wonder what the breakdown is?
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Old 02-03-2003, 09:33 AM
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That has been around for a long time. I am entertained everytime I see it. Most laws are written and passed in bars. The large beautiful buildings used by the congress and senate are just a formality.
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