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Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the White Water "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!)

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth? What a guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY,

A US Citizen

PS Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful factual e-mail.

Gore inventing the internet......HAHAHAHAAAA, I forgot about that one...:D :D :D

Waiting for the democratic representatives to show up anytime now........;) ;)

who ever wrote that was deprived...limited knowledge of oral sex as a senoir in college...OUCH!

THANK YOU Bill!!!!!! You Dick head!

Bill did a GREAT job , Look what we got NOW.

Daddy`s little boy in office.

MIke

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IF DADDY DID THE JOB RIGHT THE FRIST TIME

14. The last and most important point thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth? What a guy!!

:p

I've been looking for this. I am sending it to a friend who is a retired Marine. His son flew for the Presidential Helicopter Squadron. I told him what I could remember last week.

Mike,

Are you sure you want to start this? The abuse you will take will be horrendous.;)

I heard on the radio this morning that the Rolling Stones are going to stop in the middle of their LA show so Slick Willie can give a speach about global warming.:rolleyes: WTF I would be pissed.

In no way am I sticking up for any of these guys, but be careful what you read on the Internet!

-Bayley

:D :D :D

Good catch, Bayley.

BTW, I like your avatar! :D

How Many people are out of work Right NOW ?????

Hows the market doing ????

His doing a good job. Right:mad:


MIke

People are out of work? Because our economy was hit hard when Terrorists attacked our country, the Stock Market is down because Our Ex-President allowed companies to cook their books to make stock prices rise, after Clintons salaries limits all top executives were paid through stock options.
President Bush inherited a country that had 8 years of false growth one company cook by 7 billion. The Investor makes the market go not the government right now investor confidence is down, Thanks Bill
Osama bin laddan said 9/11 was in defense of our attack on Afganastan the very day Monica was testifying to the Grand jury.
Why didn't Bill consult with the defense establish a plan and an outcome then go after Osama? All sick willy did is stir up the hornets nest!
George Bush has had to deal with alot, Tom Das-hole and all the other dems in Washington, corp scandal, Terrorism, a bankrupt airline industry(because of terrorism- which means jobs) and War.
He has done so in my opion with the countrys best interest in mind NOT RE-ELECTION

What's really Sad Sad is this topic at the top of my BOATING message board.

For the past hour there has been on average, 10 of the top 20 topics have been about anything but boating.

:rolleyes:

Sorry bro - I try to stay away from the whole political thing here on OSA because I'm sure there are so many others far more knowledgeable than I on this board regarding the political arena.
BUT - If I recall the last 6 months prior to the last election the economy was already in a tailspin.
And, if I recall correctly Clinton didn't introduce any economic plans that radically turned the US economy around.
Rather, it was the economic plans and success of his PREDECESORS that Clinton rode for 8 years before his lame ass economic plans crashed and burned my 401K.
Sorry - the economy is a slow and ponderous thing. Ups and downs take years to happen, not months. Correcting the mistakes of people before you take time. First you have to take action to stop the damage, initiate a plan to reverse the damage, and then wait for the healing to begin.
Clinton made a mockery of the position of President. He was pretty much tried and found guilty in the public courtroom - too bad he never made it to a criminal courtroom for his just dessert.

and a man, not qualified to be a 2nd Lieutenant in the Armed Forces, pretended to be Commander-in-Chief..!!!!!
USA retired

EXACTLY!

So because he wasn't a good pilot he is not a good leader of teh country?:rolleyes: You cannot draw any correlation between the two. I personally think he sucks as a public speaker but is a good president fighting for what is in the best interest of the country, not his or any one particular groups best interest, letting the chips fall where they may. We CERTAINLY CANNOT say that about the prior administration.:mad:That was all about 8 years if their own PERSONAL AND POLITICAL gain!:mad: :mad:

I'm with GForce on this one!!!

Guys it is all very informative, I could care less who is in office but, how come business is always so good and money seems to fall from the sky (stock market, my land development (large commercial developments, new house construction) company and my circle is spending money like no tomorrow, buying boats, mountain vacation homes,fine German cars, etc, when a Dem has been in office? And as far as Bill, I would have been banging all the interns and liking it. Ok cheer for your guy now doom and gloomers I'm living in the sunshine and life is great because of years past. Doesn't anyone remember how f@#ked business was when Ronnie was in office.

Hey Jeff, are being serious?? What about Carter and his 21% interest rates. Give me a break.

Regan was an outstanding president, any you will find VERY few people to say other wise. MAny people beleive him to be the greatest president on our history.

Good post G Force.

Jeff:

I'm not an intern, but with all that $$$ falling from your sky, why don't you pitch in on a new tiara for Duchess :)

ha ha, just having a little fun, he he he. Oh Duchess, it isn't falling from the sky anymore with this economy. But hey send a pic, just happened to have a couple spare tiara's. Regardless of who, what party or what ever we as Americans need to stand behind the president and every body ( espiecially the 2 faced moral majority) needs to help support the USA.

Alan, 21% who cares we were making bucks in Carters day too, do you know what a recession is? Or are you one that will never say it or admit it when we are in one. I guess I was in the few, back in early eighties that thought business was ****. Ok I think my house motgage in 1982 was probly18% ha ha , please. But I still supported him 100% and would not talk **** about any President.

Sure ... I've got a 5 x 7 color photo of the EXACT tiara I want, Jeff!!! I'll send it right over! LOL.

Duchess, Sorry but I only have 3 models, here is a description. It has a cup holder,cell phone clip,GPS, mini-cam, eye protection,windshield wipers,small towel rack in the back, and it vibrates. They come in gold, silver or plastic, depending on attitude, LOL.

Duchess, Sorry but I only have 3 models, here is a description. It has a cup holder,cell phone clip,GPS, mini-cam, eye protection,windshield wipers,small towel rack in the back, and it vibrates. They come in gold, silver or plastic, depending on attitude, LOL. sorry for double post not sure what happened

Very good, Jeff ... funny guy :)

I think we should be praised for turning this zero-fun topic around, don't you?

By the way, was that you on the Harley in the lobby of the Holiday Inn?

Yes, we should be. And yes that was a little 2 am stunt last year at Bike Week,ha ha ha, How in the heck do you know about that? Who do you know? What's really funny the front desk girls acted like they didn't care. That is where me my crew will be again next month. Take care, you have good since of humor. oh that tiara works well on my bikes too. he he he.

How did I know? I have my ways :)