A holiday for men! Steak and a....
 

Okay guys, here's a little something that maybe you can print or e-mail to your special lady. You can all thank me later for this:

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, movies and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.

There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation
for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it, which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blow job Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a B J. That's it.

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blow Job Day will
usher in a new age of love, as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

:D im going to send that around!!!!

Local sports radio guy in Chicago was on the steak and BJ subject about a month or two ago , sounds good to me im in!

You got my vote!

How about the 14th of every month?We dont want anyones cooking skills to go stale from inactivity!!


Rob

Ha Ha Ha...very funny! Now let see if you can push this one thru!

Julie

You mean you guys don't get this once a week already?

Could of said it better but I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings!

Julie

My life is good... I told her about this.. and her responce?

"why do you need a holiday? You get them all the time"

She has a point... :D

Once a week ?!?!? That's to bad:D

I've actually had to tell her "I'm to tired" ... Man a woman REALLY get's pissed when you turn them down !

The sad thing is I almost broke up with this wonderful woman, after 3 weeks I realized I was the dumb one !