I was on my way....
 

to MERLIN540'S and AHHH S#$%....

doh!

That's not good what did you do?
hey we will be in miami next thursday thru sunday are you still going?

I was speeding down 27 right through the speed trap!! $100 Later...at least I got a picture!!!

Yep..I will be there wed night thru sunday night! Call me...I have a new phone and lost all my numbers.....

great pic...just sent my tick to the lawyer as we speak for my tick last fri...

He caught you in a Jeep?!!!!:p I know,...... he had a radio and a Gun right? Just kiddin'! Not what you like to see in the mirror!

Great picture!!!!

TRUST ME.....the thought crossed my mind to just nail it!!!

I hear ya!!!

Cops
 

Little Jeep...
You have no hair!

I figured he had the regular Cherokee with the straight 6 and I was in a Grand Cherokee with a V8. I thought I would outrun him but I was worried about his backup!!!

Was about shocked when I ame over a hill in Iowa on the way home this week.
Dodge Durango!! had a car pulled over. All white, no markings at all!! just the blue lights hiding behind tinted windows :(

Good thing I planned that whole trip out. Seen 5 cars pulled over
better tehm then me :)

Should have told him=
 

Should have run from him and if they did catch you, tell em your wife ran off with a cop and you were afraid they were bringing her back.:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Troutly......nice......:D

Ittfli, I guess he did not accept your blowjob offer.

Nope he said he had just got one from a dude in a White dually in the parking lot at Wild Oats!

73 miles each way into Chicago to go to work; I'd rather not talk to the area's law enforcement. I get along with them a lot better when I don't have to. So.... I just jam 'em!
(Sorry Troutly :p :D )

them jamin gizmos really work?

IT this is the real way to get out of it

http://www.ehowa.com/mythoughts/nospeeding.html

Ittlfli,

That wild oats comment was some funny S*$%. What the hell have you been up to ????

J Cost??

:D :D

Actually, you should have gotten out of your Jeep, walked back and informed him he does not have a legal front license plate...... :D :D Well, er....um, then he would have asked you why your teeth are so squished together.........!!!!

CFD12, you pipe down humpy-dumpty..........:D ;) ;)

Just think........
 

If you'd been going any slower, somebody else would have gotten your "Driving Award":eek: :D :D

ITLLFLI,
You should have got out and ran!

ITLLFLI -
lousy luck... - I've been there before(more than once) I actually had a state trooper (in OH) that has pulled me over three times (he recognized my truck) - the last time was on a Sunday and HE decided it was gonna be a $570 CASH bond, I spent the night in the pokey and was transferred (in prison orange jump suit and plastic sandals, cuffs behind my back) to court the next day.
You can't get more than $300 out of an ATM and I was 100 miles from home.
The court room was looking at me like I was Charles Manson. When they read the charge against me - SPEEDING (81 in a 65 on the OH turnpike) The Judge looked at me and said "why are you here??"
Cost me $200 in a fine - $500 in a lawyer, and had to transfer back to the pokey for another 5 hours while they processed everything (and gave me back my pants).
Since then I follow the limits - ALWAYS.

BTW - I'm fully moved to Cincy area now - I'll have to give you a call. If you wanna go out for a beer call me 859-727-0361.
I never got a chance to thank you for your hospitality at the race meeting in December.

Jody and I send you our best

Bouy

Yes, they do, and quite well I might add. My neice's husband is a cop and was quite curious about it so we tried it out one weekend. Very effective on X, Ka, and lasar Lidar units up to a "punch through" distance of about 2-300 feet. (Those are the bands we tried with it) They simply confuse the computer within a radar gun so it can't average, to the point of not displaying. More than enough time to get slowed down.
They are illegal only in CA, MN, NE, OK, UT, VA, & Washington D.C.
The manufacturer will pay your fine if you get one while using their product where the speed limit was not exceeded by more than 30% or 15 mph, whichever is less.
The unit is a reflective receiver, not a transmitter, and therefore is not governed or applicable under Part 15 of the FCC code.

Just thinking here...Does anyone know the top speed of a Grand Cherokee with a 5.2. The speedo drops to "0" at 100mph. How fast does it go? I do know it will beat my brothers stock 1976 Vette off the line!! Handles a lot of "ricers" too!!:D :D

I think it's got a governer at about 105, Mine beat my buddies old Honda Accord in reverse!!! (no lie, we really raced in reverse, doesn't stop that well going backwards though) pretty good off- road with the quadra trac AWD, ask CFD12, he only had to pull me out once. ITTLFLI, I just left you a message, let go drink!! Get Erin Brockovich.... I mean ALLAN4, out of the germ wheat and bird seed store and to the bar!.

Easy tough guy......easy..................

LOL!!!!!

Good havin beers with you guys last night! I hope Allan is not in a coma this morning! We need to get the rest of the crew out now!

Where were you HADLEY??!!

:chick: It will fly! :chick:

I'm impressed!!!!!! What a response:D :D

Ittlfli, no coma......was getting a little toasty though. Ahhhhhh, nice to be back at it again, even if only a little. I didn't get up until about 10:30.....guess I'm a little out of "practice"....HeHeHe.....BTW, you have a front headlamp out, driver's side.

Cool pics from the Poker Run, especially the one where CFD5 is dancing with the guy in the Sailor's uniform. Still trying to figure that one out.;)

Did Allan4 actually get out of his bubble and come to a public place?? I can't beleive I missed it.

you guys should be glad That I didn't make it

you would all still be in a coma :D :D

Yeah, but I was late, I was busy trying to pry your old lady off the crapper again. She got all blacked out on Stoli again and tried to piss without putting the seat down. Upside......When she got stuck, the pressure on her butt cheeks popped a few of those infected boils she has. Last time something like this happened it was her violent, explosive diarehea. She sheered the bolts right off the crapper.

That probably made it as wobbly as the bolsters in your Baja. hahahahahahahahaha

LMAO!!!

CFD.....if ya can't beat em join em......HeHeHe.........ofcourse, wobbly bolsters are not that big a deal in the driveway on Foley.....HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Maybe that is why KT insists on putting a 5 gal bucket under his seat.....;)