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mopower 02-10-2003 07:27 PM

Bible Humor
 
This is too funny..


>>Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips,
>>President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe and
sandals, holding a staff.
>>
>>President Bush went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?" The man
never answered but just kept staring ahead.
>>
>>Again the President said, "Moses!" in a loud voice. The man just kept
>staring ahead, never answering the president.
>>
>>Soon a secret service agent came along and President Bush grabbed him and
said, "Doesn't this man look like Moses to you?" The secret service agent
agreed with the President.
>>
>>"Well," said the President, "every time I say his name, he just keeps
staring ahead and refuses to speak. Watch! Again, the President yelled,
>"Moses!" and again the man stared ahead.
>>
>>The secret service man went up to the man in the white robe and
whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?" The man leaned over
and whispered, "Yes, I am Moses. But the last time I talked to a bush, I
spent 40 years wandering in the desert!"

Waterfoul 02-10-2003 07:38 PM

That's a good one. :D

kitten 02-11-2003 12:27 AM

t t t :D :D :D

Wardey 02-11-2003 03:09 PM

:D :D :D

seanclong 02-11-2003 03:14 PM

:D :D :D :D


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