LLama Racing Explained "SortA"
 

First LLama Racing is Like LORD
OF THE RINGS in that it started
in the mind of a very strange
person.
LLamafeeder is a X Motorcycle
racer "Flattrack" enough said.
Anyone who was involved in Boat
racing could get a LLama of their
own, Offshore, Drag, Circle, F!,
Tunnel,Jet Sprint anyone thats
what made it fun.
Heres some pages I hope are still
active and will fill in some Questions/Answers to what some
of us are talking about.
http:www.mindspring.com/~warpaint/PALM.htm
http:www.mindspring.com/~warpaint
/SLOW.htm
http:www.mindspring.oom/~warpaint
/results.htm
http:www.mindspring.com/~warpaint
/PALMResu.htm
I hope one of them still works
and gets a SMILE from Mike Carter
SCARALLAMA.
Heres Hoping Mike comes out of
this OK.
Mike J. BAYLLAMA

I bet on these guys quite often and have to say that UGLLAMY has a slight advantage over most of the guys in the field. Its probably the next up and coming sport that will be featured on HBO every saturday night.

The Goodfellallama is still up in the hizzy baby :cool:

You know, we travel in packs and we do it from the back ...... how else can you get to the booty ;)

wow, Mike! I didn't even know this stuff was still around!
I do still have my Sun Coast Lama Ofshore Wars t-shirt. ;)
(S.L.O.W.)

That LF sure has a great sense of humor :)


BK (and Kasseri)

Hey Warpainter, I have a friend in Raleigh area who's a LLama farmer. Jim's his name has about 20 or so, even one named Dollie, Llama. You need to be a little"different" to raise those spitters!

This is cool stuff man.... I need to understand the Llama........ HAIL, HAIL ,hork, hork.......... I really don't know the whole story so would you please tell us the tale 'O' see'r of the Llama (remember I'm from Mich. and a little challenged!!!);) ;)

The biggest laugh I got was in the pits during some Kilo runs that year. This bald guy walks up to our crowd...(Some engine builder/racer/powerboat mag writer in the tech section)...watches a couple of runs...then from out of nowhere asks...."What the Hell is a Llama??" I thought we were all going to have kidney problems from laughing so hard!!!

I guess he was looking for the Llamas!!
Thanks for the laugh Mr. Teague!!

Thanks Eric, I get it! We need a little more of that type 'O' thing around here!!.
 

just cal me 'Llamamaran' :rolleyes:

[b]HEY![\b] My alpaca ("I'llPackYa!) was NOT illegal! You guys just changed the rules after I entered it and you saw the writing on the wall - er, stable.....

Didn't matter - Remember the spectaculary dreadful (or is it dreadfully spectacular?) testing accident in that fjord in Sweden? The horror, the horror....

Never caught the guys responsible, but I heard there was a lead to some place in Ohio....

Before:

After S.L.O.W. upgrades:

Hey Erik, Good to see your still kicking. Are you coming down anytime soon? Give me a call. Dave Warden (Wardey) I'm trying to get my Llamma ready for St.Cloud but its over the weight limits!

A few years ago I posted on rec. boats that there were two kinds of Llamas....... The first was your normal run of the mill Llama who raced at a consistent pace.

The second had larger than normal muscles and accelerated to higher and higher speeds until crossing the finish line. They then sank to the earth limp and exhausted..........

The first type came from the standard farm stock Llama herds..........

This second type came from an obscure section of South America......


Known as..............


Barrump bump!



Viagra Falls


T2x

P.S. I winced the last time I posted it too.

Quotes of the Year....

THAT was the best!! LOL!!!



"...I want no part of this childest (sic) crap...."

"When that baby fires it's going to be a mess..."

"Your (sic) all LOOSERS(Sic)...."

"Geezer should have been put out of his misery years ago."

"looks like the llamas are back in '99..read it and weep.."

"Don't mess with me!"

"Competition is so good for racing, less than a year ago we had a simple little llama race in Sarasota, now we have four llama turbine boats being tested, world records, crashes, bar fights, dead sheep, what else can you ask for in a racing series?"

"is it just me or does anyone agree that this llama stuff is getting old?"

"..many people swear to this day that they still hear old Bucky paddling around out there..."

"Bucky is a national treasure.."

.."Ever try to keep a horny llama focused on racing?..."

"GOOOOOOOOO LLLLAAAAAMMMAAAASSSS"

"Oh sure, Terrific. Let's just corrupt the whole thing."

"This new baby is making me lose a lot of things..sleep..money..sex..boats...BUT THE LLAMA STAYS.."

"I think enough time has gone to these ugly, lame, illegal Llamas and we need a new class..."

"say NO TO Echidna...."

"It looks like the gene pool is really screwed up on your ranch.."

"We are so MoonPie..."

"Yum, orchard grass.."

"Doh!"

"I officially guarantee $10,000 and a slow dance with BK for the head of Kasseri delivered to my door in an ice chest....."

"You are pissing me off....again....."

"Dude... It's gonna suck to be you when she sees this."

"THOSE RACES ARE FIXED I SAY!!"

"shut up or you will be banned.
(name witheld cause your llama is going to suck wind in the last race for the "fixed" comment)"

"WHO TRICKED MY LLAMA?"

"..I was drunk, I swear, and the llama was just sitting there looking good..."

"Pretty soon llamas will be like cats, all over the damn place and spraying on everything, God help us all.."

AND THE QUOTE OF THE YEAR....(from an unnamed APBA delegate from the BOD)...

"S.L.O.W. should also fit under APBA's umbrella...LIKE PROP, IOGP, APR, SPORT, PTT- -"

yo Yo YO!
 

Wassup!!! You tawkin awl dis smak and you forget da infamous gang llama???
Don't make me throw down on you jive asss...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo, check out dat BK, she's got it goin onnn.
So, here I am, kickin it wif my best ho in da Flamenco crib. We just lickin and stickin now, but later, we gonna get freaky. Know what I'm sayin? I'm gonna bust out on dis camelass and throw down some mooooves on dis mutha!!
So, I was checkin out some of da flicks from past SLOW races, and I got formalhdahyde poisenin or some chit? Wasssup whit dat!?
And who's dis "llamaroucious" rap?
I otta jus busta cap in his ass.
Jive biotch anyway.....

Moon Pie
 

You guys are just all too
"Moon Pie"
Actual winner of all the SLOW races.
Mom

Re: Moon Pie
 

Hey Connie - We're just letting "Moon Pie" think he won.
heh heh.

Actually if Llama racing comes back (and it looks like it might, now that LF is snowed in) ya'll better watch out for Kasseri. She's been slimmin' and trimmin', getting ready for her shot at "The Amazing Race".

Her trophy shelf is full, but there's still some room on the mantle for a couple more S.L.O.W trophies.....

That is if she's not too busy. Rumors are she'll a contender for the next "Joe Millionaire".

.....or was that "Joe Camel"???


Let's see if this works......

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Kasseri

Thank God it's Bucky....


and not Weeniehuffer.....




Whew!

:crazy:

Erik, I knew painting in those unventilated paint booths with awlgrip would soon get to you.:D :D :D LMFAO !!! That's too funny. Wardey

MOM: Welcome to the board Connie.
Good to see your post and Im
sure Mike C. Can hardly wait
to respond.
Mike, Hope you get your LapTop
Hookedup soon.
Remember were all here and we
check every day on how your doing.
Hang in there Buddy.
Mike and Sam J.

Reviving this OLD thread that brought a couple dozen of us so much laughter. I'm just wanting to find out how many of the S.L.O.W. Racing circuit are still on OSO?
Missing you all after seeing that the real Kasseri passed on. Would love to get back in touch!
Ready to go camelid racing again? Or just reminisce? Check in!
BK
(aka Val Collins, pilot of Kasseri)

Yo Yo YO! Flamenco da Gangsta llama is still in da HOUSE!
Thanks for bringin this back Val !

T2X Ahhh, the old days of rec.boats.power.racing (or something like that).
The original raceboat site! Even with bad memory - old age syndrome I remember those days!

That's what I'm talking about!! Dusting off Kasseri -- I think she's ready to ride!

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Kasseri