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THE worst joke in the world...I defy you to find one worse.

Old 02-14-2003, 04:40 PM
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Default THE worst joke in the world...I defy you to find one worse.

One evening Little Jimmy was out walking his dog and passed by the local graveyard. To his horror, a coffin was suddenly unearthed and proceeded to chase after him and his dog. Fleeing for his life Little Jimmy ran as fast as he could towards home. Behind him:
Clomp-clomp, clomp-clomp…the coffin continued to follow him.
Little Jimmy raced home and slammed the door behind him, locking it securely.
Clomp-clomp, clomp-clomp…up the stairs the coffin came.
Bursting through the door, the coffin advanced upon Little Jimmy.
Clomp-clomp, clomp-clomp.
Little Jimmy ran through the house, throwing chairs, vases, anything he could at the coffin.
Clomp-clomp, clomp-clomp…the coffin advanced, it’s path undeterred by the objects thrown in it’s path.
Finally, Little Jimmy locked himself in the bathroom.
Clomp-clomp, clomp-clomp…BOOM…the bathroom door burst open.
Little Jimmy grabbed the bottle of cough syrup from the medicine cabinet and hurled it at the menacing object of death with all his might…hitting it squarely with a resounding “whump”.
The coffin stopped.
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Old 02-14-2003, 04:49 PM
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Your right, the worst joke every! I like it!
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Old 02-15-2003, 12:43 PM
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I was traveling down the icy road yesterday when I came upon a funeral precession. The Hurst hit a huge bump in the road and the casket flew out the back door sliding across the street and slammed into the curb making it launch through the doors of a nearby Pharmacy.
The coffin smashed through the aisles and ended up in front of the pharmacy window! At that very moment the lid flew open and the body sat up and asked the pharmacist. "Hey you have anything to stop this coughing"
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