driving joke
02-20-2003, 11:14 AM
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driving joke
>Driving to the office this morning on the highway, I looked over to my
>right
>and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 kilometres per hour with
>her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked
>away for a couple seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over in
>my
>lane, still working on that makeup!!!
>
>It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
>knocked
>the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
>straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
>knocked
>my cell phone from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,
>splashed and burned BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream,
>which
>made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and
>DISCONNECTED
>AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!!
>
>DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!
>right
>and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 kilometres per hour with
>her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked
>away for a couple seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over in
>my
>lane, still working on that makeup!!!
>
>It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
>knocked
>the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
>straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
>knocked
>my cell phone from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,
>splashed and burned BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream,
>which
>made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and
>DISCONNECTED
>AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!!
>
>DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!
02-20-2003, 12:48 PM
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Been there, done that.................
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!
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