OT: Clinton
02-28-2003, 05:22 PM
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OT: Clinton
After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called:
SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES .
Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski's.
She replied, "Close, but no cigar."
Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State, and Brigham Young.
Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward, and not one is his sister!
Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned, "Prepare to become widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!"
Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES .
Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski's.
She replied, "Close, but no cigar."
Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State, and Brigham Young.
Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward, and not one is his sister!
Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned, "Prepare to become widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!"
Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
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