Offshoreonly.com - Joke: I need a Push....

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
> > pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door, where
a
> > drunken
> > stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> >
> > "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the
morning!"
> > He slams the door and returns to bed.
> > "Who was that?" asked his wife.
> > "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> >
> > "Did you help him?" she asks.
> > "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"
> >
> > "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
> about
> > three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?"
> > "I think you should help him, and should be ashamed of your self!"
> >
> > The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding
> > rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
> > "Yes," comes back the answer.
> > "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
> > "Where are you?" asks the husband.
> > "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk