OT: Thurday Afternoon Humor Break !!!
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OT: Thurday Afternoon Humor Break !!!
John Sanders boarded a plane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman who took the seat beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or
vacation?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern red neck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," John replied, "Tonto Goldstein but my friends call me Bubba."
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or
vacation?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern red neck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," John replied, "Tonto Goldstein but my friends call me Bubba."
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