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SPWilson 03-12-2003 02:24 PM

OT: Humor to make ya smile!
 
A bus stops, and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:...
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice.Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country
we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella
'Mississippi'.

tunnelvision 03-12-2003 02:40 PM

:D :D :D :p

Risk Taker 03-12-2003 02:42 PM

:D :D :D

TulsaLarry 03-12-2003 02:54 PM

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Aqua-Holic 03-13-2003 06:29 AM

:D :D :D :D

CigDaze 03-13-2003 07:39 AM

LMAO! :D:D:D

thunderdan 03-13-2003 07:59 AM

:D :D :D :D

Sydwayz Too 03-13-2003 09:53 PM

:D :D :D :D

It is funny every time I hear it...

Playn 03-13-2003 09:55 PM

:D :D :D

Allan4 03-13-2003 11:23 PM

Ah man, I like that......!!:D :D :D :D


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