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Old 03-17-2003, 08:33 AM
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Thumbs up Earthquake in France

March 4, 2003. Today it was reported that severe
earthquakes have occurred in 10 different locations in
France. The severity was measured in excess of 10 on
the Richter Scale. The cause was the 56,681 dead
American soldiers buried in French soil rolling over
in their graves. According to the American Battle
Monuments Commission there are 26,255 Yankee dead from
World War I buried in 4 cemeteries in France. There
are 30,426 American dead from World War II buried in 6
cemeteries in France. These 56,681 brave American
heroes died in their youth to liberate a country,
which is guilty of shameful unspeakable behavior in
the 21st century. May the United States of America
never forget their sacrifice as we find ways to
forcefully deal with the Godforsaken unappreciative,
forgetful country of France!

PASS THIS AROUND! Maybe it will get to someone in
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Old 03-17-2003, 08:39 AM
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Old 03-17-2003, 09:57 AM
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Now wouldn't that be a damn shame...
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I just had some close friends return from a 2 week vacation in France. They did witness 1 huge anti-war protest in which had a lot to do with anti-bush b.s.

But the thing that stunned them most was how many of the french people are still pro-america. They looked up in a window that had american flags in them, people walking around with american flag shirts, and striking most was how people continue to remember 9/11.

I think we are all in the same boat. But some people have forgotten why we are doing what were doing. People need to be reminded how Sadamm gased the 30,000 kurds several years ago. What those peoples lives didn't matter? The continued sexual mutilation of women, and Other B.S. that goes on day by day under his regime.

I say nuke the bastard, nuke his regime, and strap those Hollywood anti-war actors to bombs as well. Most those actors made there money making violent movies, and now there anti-war? -Hypocrites

We will lead and the world will follow.

I'll get off my horse now.

Happy Monday!

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He's rolling too.

My uncle, Canadian cemetary in Beny sur Mer, France.

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Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both
were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and
fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since
I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as
yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother.
Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you
are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all
over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have
really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd
say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw,
and help you the same way that you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and
slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say
you must be French".

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