| packinair |
03-17-2003 08:03 PM |
My dear fellow Internet forum junkie:
It is a great and unexpected honor to nominated for this. Now I want to assure everyone after meeting with the OSO advisory panel that I am more than prepared to over throw superchump as forum assshole. Now unlike Superchump (and Travis) I do NOT think that 4 legs are better than two. I have also talked with Captain Morgan and he will instantly be promoted to General to protect us all from the mass onslaught of whiners "BOOO F*ING WHOOO!! I have to start a thread about a mear $19.95 boating expense." I also assure you that I do not wear tin foil hats or think that major league baseball uses satellites to monitor our thoughts. Now granted sometimes there is a Jamkin hat with dreads that is warn but that is only on drunkin binges. Also I had my ex wife look into her crystal ball and the future of OSO is looking very bright. She also did a Tarot card reading and has confirmed that Glassdave's suspicion were correct. He was indeed Cleopatra in a past life. I will also do everything in my power to protect us from double agents that are lurking for "other" sites. They will be dealt with swiftly and firmly by our IT department. I will also start a tree hugging forum for catmando. I will do my best to have enough manatee burgers for everyone at the LOTO shootout. I will also add a classified section exclusively for TOO OLD's use. I will also force Speedgirl to make her avatar boobs bigger or she will be banished. I will raise the OSO age minimum past twelve, sorry hyperbaja you will have to wait 2 more years to post. AudioFN will be limited to only 162 posts per day. As for Allan4, well he's just odd. I am giving superchump 48 hours to vacate OSO or more conflict will arise. Your move superchump
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