OT: why republican
 

One time there was a young teenage girl about to finish her 1st year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and her father was a rather staunch Republican.

One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to programs like welfare.

He stopped her and asked how she was doing in school. She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA but it was really tough. She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party and often went sleepless because of all the studying. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of all her studying.

He then asked how her friend Mary, that was attending the same college, was doing.

She replied that she was barely getting by. She had a 2.0GPA, never studied, was very popular on campus and was at parties all the time. She often wouldn't show up for classes because she was hung over.

He then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and suggest they take 1.0 off her 4.0 and give it to her friend that only had a 2.0. That way they would both have a 3.0 GPA.

She fired back and said "that wouldn't be fair' I worked really hard for mine and my friend has done nothing."

After a moment of silence she replied, "I guess I will never vote Democrat again."

AMEN.....:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :D

AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH !!
 

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Niiiiiiiccccceeeeee.............:D

The sad part is....it is 100% right on!!

Lets see if any DEM's chime in here.

Perfect!!:D

Undeniably! :D:D:D
Right on!

Got it right on the head!!
:frog:

ya gotta love the truth when it smacks ya in the face huh

EXACTLY!!!!!

Troutly......THAT was worth the big 5 !!!

That just about sums it up for me! :D

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Where's catman?

Oh BTW I agree 100%

After I read the first post I then just scanned down to find Cat's post but it's not here. At least yet.

This was sooooo gooood I just had to bring it back ttt...

perfecto

PERFECT!!! Is it not great when logic is put in simple terms so ALL can understand.

The daughter must have actually been a "latent conservative."

A true Liberal would have shouted back, "That has nothing to do with it! Her parents are divorced; her father is in jail and her mother is an alcoholic! Her older brother is a Crack dealer! Its not her fault. If you weren't such a fat, discusting, greedy white business owner, funding racist and discriminating legislation through the evil Republicans in Congress to insure the poor will never have a chance, her family wouldn't be poor, and she would have had some good role models!"

Ouch, That hurt my brain!

just so everyone knows where I STAND !!
 

:)

Even better......:D :D :D

Choke on it Troutly.......That was definitely a ten...A freakin ten I !!!!said

that can defeat a liberal any time!!!!!!

My father gave this to me when I was a young teenager.

The Modern Little Red Hen
Once upon a time, there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered some grains of wheat. She called her neighbors and said, "If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?"

"Not I," said the cow.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Not I," said the pig.

"Not I," said the goose.

"Then I will," said the little red hen. And she did. The wheat grew tall and ripened into golden grain. "Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Out of my classification," said the pig.

"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.

"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.

"Then I will," said the little red hen, and she did.

At last it came time to bake the bread. "Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.

"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.

"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.

"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.

"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.

"Then I will," said the little red hen.

She baked five loaves and held them up for her neighbors to see.

The all wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, "No, I can eat the five loaves myself."

"Excess profits!" cried the cow.

"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck.

"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose.

And the pig just grunted. And they painted "unfair" picket signs and marched round and round the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

When the government agent came, he said to the little red hen, "You must not be greedy."

"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.

"Exactly," said the agent. "That is the wonderful free enterprise system. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under out modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide their product with the idle."

And the lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful. I am grateful."

But her neighbors wondered why she never again baked any more bread.

great stuff guys !!!

Jdnca
I used that on my oldest son about two months ago.

Great stuff:D :D :D :D
There are only 2 kinds of liberals, those who want no demand something for nothing, and those who feel they haven't earned what they have(i.e. Hollywood celebs) like Opras worth $30 mill a year:eek: Only in this evil country:hothead: