OT: Today's "Create A Caption"
 

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Id rather be sailing!:)

Hmm, 7.30, The sun should be up by now!

Honey, I think I broke my sextant...

:D

Holy Crap Sandman!

LOL Teambaja!

We'll be unstuck as soon as the tide comes in.

Hello, Is this Bills Marina? Listen I have a little problem. Can you send me some Help??

I wonder if Sea Tow has a Bulldozer?

OK. Let`s just shovel away everthing that does`nt look like a boat.

"Honey, where is Bill's phone number? He will have us out of this in a jiffy. I am sure he has seen worse."

"Lets hurry up and get this thing unstuck! I dont want a picture of this ending up on Offshore Only! They already think blow-boating is a waste of time!"

Most of this will buff right out.

"SLOW NO WAKE"
"MANATEE ZONE"

DAMN! First my thead get`s POOFED and now this! :(

I don't know Honey, I have that feeling I forgot to pack something.....

land ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No dear, we can't pick it yet.
It's still not ripe.

I knew I got drunk last night. But this is the worst cotton mouth I have ever had my mouth feels like I got sand in it. I hope we didnt drift to far from land I feel sea sick.

The new redesigned 30 foot hunter keelless hull is great for shallow water boating and beaching.

#1 And the number one reason the u.s.navy doesn't take blow boaters as submarine drivers.

" Well , he said to wet sand the hull first and then buff it out ! "

Hey honey....what time is it? Its still dark outside......oh well....atleast i set that anchor good last night while i was drunk! :D

Sadamm Hussin's Navy

Iraq's underground communications center found!

What drain plug???

"I told you it was a bad idea to beach it for the night!!"

"Get out the chart and check the depth here."

"OK - Here it is: Zero."

"Honey, would you get out and give us a little push? I think we might be a little bit stuck."

"OK. Who's big fat mom got out of the ocean last night?"

(just kidding)

Sailboats are good for something. Makes one he!! of a beach ornament!