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Old 03-31-2003, 12:02 PM
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Old 03-31-2003, 12:05 PM
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Originally posted by Chris232
Brad, what the heck would they put her in ?? for real ??

and would she need TWO plots ??

Being a mortition is a bad enough occupation, I can't imagine someone like her comming in...

Oh, Yea it's a Great job!! Actually I'm getting pretty burnt out! (And Fast!!)

I could get a over size casket with the inside width of 36" instead of the usual 23" to 24" but then you have to get her IN IT!! Actually it's more like pour her in it. Plus when Casket's get that big, when you open them the lid is so heavy that, until you get the person in it they want to roll over backwards!! We usually have to tie the front down!!! It would depend on the cemetery if you had to buy two plot's or not, but you probably would have to. Plus then you have to find a Vault (OBC) to put the casket in...We have had to use concrete septic tanks before, heck one time they didn't have one big enough so we had to have a Septic tank guy come out and "form pour" one in the actual grave!!! The person was 750lbs plus.
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Well Brad let's find soem new work then!!!
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That was a funny answer earlier A silent prayer hopefully not a S.B.D.
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Old 04-01-2003, 05:05 PM
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Big boned girl with a nice personality.
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Can someone photoshop a trunk and some big flopy ears on her.I mean it.
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Old 04-01-2003, 06:01 PM
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did someone say she likes to be on top?
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Old 04-01-2003, 06:05 PM
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Hey! you were right!

The barbie doll that the hog ate is coming out the other end: head first!
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