O.T. photo of the day.. caption contest !!
 

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Why would someone with such beautiful blonde hair dye the roots so dark?

DROP, Give me 10 push-ups!

Hey Honey, any room for me?

and here's a picture of her modeling my Volkswagen, sorry its hard to see the car.

The good news is when she got up, the car was a gem.(literally)

That'll teach you to hide under the bed.

Exactly why Scuba gear was invented.

"Trailer Trash" the other white meat

No way, have you ever seen the width of a trailer door:D

Honey I sat on the remote could you see if you can find it ?:eek:

Who said it ever leaves.

I say a silent prayer whenever I see someone that size....

"Please Don't Die in Bonner Springs, Kansas!"

Brad Harrington
Funeral Director
Bonner Springs, KS.

I thought I told you to put that Manatee back where you found it!!!!
And take that wig off it's head, will 'ya.


That is one sick picture. :crazy: :crazy:

Woof..Woof

Come here Richard and I'll show you some 'sweatin to the oldies'

Roll it in flour and go for the wet spot!

You take her to dinner, and the waiter asks you if you want a menu, and you say "No, I need a f**king estimate".

Sadly just seconds after the picture was taken both front leg's broke and they were unable to roll her over before she suffocated.

Brad, what the heck would they put her in ?? for real ??

and would she need TWO plots ??

Being a mortition is a bad enough occupation, I can't imagine someone like her comming in...

Looks like those virgins waiting for the terrorist "martyrs" are a little over-rated.....

"Got milk ? "

"Honey, can you tell I've lost weight?"

"Who shaved the cat?"

Where's The Beef:D

Oh, Yea it's a Great job!!:rolleyes: Actually I'm getting pretty burnt out! (And Fast!!)

I could get a over size casket with the inside width of 36" instead of the usual 23" to 24" but then you have to get her IN IT!! Actually it's more like pour her in it. Plus when Casket's get that big, when you open them the lid is so heavy that, until you get the person in it they want to roll over backwards!! We usually have to tie the front down!!! It would depend on the cemetery if you had to buy two plot's or not, but you probably would have to. Plus then you have to find a Vault (OBC) to put the casket in...We have had to use concrete septic tanks before, heck one time they didn't have one big enough so we had to have a Septic tank guy come out and "form pour" one in the actual grave!!! The person was 750lbs plus.:crazy:

Well Brad let's find soem new work then!!!
Seriously........

That was a funny answer earlier ;) A silent prayer hopefully not a S.B.D.

Big boned girl with a nice personality.

Can someone photoshop a trunk and some big flopy ears on her.I mean it.

did someone say she likes to be on top?

Hey! you were right!

The barbie doll that the hog ate is coming out the other end: head first!

"Does this bed make me look fat?" or

"Have you seen my hands?" or

"Simon's Posture Pedic Poster Child"

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the Bone!

You should have seen me before Liposuction!

Damn it I ain't goin on the damn boat, your seats(bolsters) are too damn skinny and the boats always leaning!

Poster child for tabs

NOW I KNOW WHY SOMEONE NEEDED A BIGGER BOAT
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