Free boat please
 

Ok, Wild Child is gone, I just sold my Cigarette & I was working on my 42 Post over last weekend thinking about not going fast this summer.
I don't think anyone has tried this so here it goes.....
I'd like a second boat. A fast one.
I'd prefer close to new, 37-40 feet, cat or vee, Sterling power, wild paint, capable of 120mph minimum....
I'd also like to pay nothing for it.
Perhaps you could toss in the insurance, fuel and storage for a few years.
I'll tell everyone what a nice person you are & mabe even take you for a ride:D
Thanks in advance:drool:

Hey Dave...I'll come up a bit short on the boat end, but I'll help ya wax it for a ride :D Is the Post ready for some cruising? I'll have mine in the water after it gets the spring clean-up, can't wait :D

Dude all that red wine is going to your head!!!!!!!! :D:D

Dear Mr. DJD;
 

Let me introduce myself, I am Mombaza de Arutloa Gobuya; Minister of Aquatics for the Replubic of MeeChigan. It has come to our attention that a 2002 38 ft Top Gun was been declared derlict and abandoned. Since we cannot use this due to cold weather and ice 11.5 months of the year we wish to explore profit potential. To accomplish this we need to send certain secure documents via telecommunications to your bank. Please response with your Bank ABA and account # to my email address: [email protected] and expect to my response very soon.

Yours Faithfully

Mombaz de Arutola Gobuya
Minister of Aquatics

:D:D:D

Great
 

Wannabe, you really made me laugh, and seeing as this is "you really have less money then you thought" Day, I needed something to make me laugh.

Thanks,
Philip

I can hardly wait for Dave Ritter's response to this one.........:D

i'll mak eteh same request except that i also want a crew of 16 stippers with gigantic fake tits to help me wash the boat after i'm done driving it. :D

DAVE.......DAVE.......


WAKE UP

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