Team Baja and Thrill seeker-dont move here
12-03-2003, 02:26 PM
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Team Baja and Thrill seeker-dont move here
Pittsburgh PA
It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.
Fort Thomas KY
Dogs may not molest cars.
State of Florida
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Daytona Beach FL
The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Tampa FL
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
State of Alabama
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
State of Indiana
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. (what if they were at the beach?????)
Well....If you both stay with sheep, you will be fine in most places, except montana, where it is illegl for a man and a sheep to ride in a truck together without a chaperone.
It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.
Fort Thomas KY
Dogs may not molest cars.
State of Florida
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Daytona Beach FL
The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Tampa FL
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
State of Alabama
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
State of Indiana
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. (what if they were at the beach?????)
Well....If you both stay with sheep, you will be fine in most places, except montana, where it is illegl for a man and a sheep to ride in a truck together without a chaperone.
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12-03-2003, 06:30 PM
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Hey, it is illegal in Michigan to perform felatio. Now that sucks!! Pun intended. 
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