Like Tree0Likes

ok, lets hear it.... best pick up line

Old 04-24-2003, 12:20 AM
BigDaddy96's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: LOTO / KC
My Boats: 2002 353 Fastech (for sale)
Posts: 618

oldie but a goodie....

> > Your name must be Daisy, because I have the
> incredible urge to plant you right here!
> >
> > Your body's name must be visa, because it's
> everywhere I want to be.
> >
> > Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the
> money?
> >
> > I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make
> your BedRock.
> >
> > I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm
> the only one talking to you.
> >
> > My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it
> keeps going and going....

> > Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your
> Burger King; you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
> >
> > I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears
> that someone beat me to it.
> >
> > I enjoy doing maintenance; you look like someone I
> would like to "tinker" around with.
> >
> > If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you
> would be McGorgeous.
> >
> > I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart,
> so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
> >
> > If you're going to regret this in the morning, we
> can sleep until the
> > afternoon.
> >
> > Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
> >
> > If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.
> >
> > Excuse me, can I have your phone number? I seem
> to have lost mine.
> >
> > I look good on you.
> >
> > I'm new in town, could I have directions to your
> house?
> >
> > If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right
> leg Christmas, could I visit you between the Holidays?
> >
> > You look like a girl that has heard every line in
> the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
> >
> > I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
> >
> > You might not be the best looking girl here, but
> beauty is only a light switch away.
> >
> > Hi, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
> >
> > I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
> >
> > The word for the night is legs; let's go back to
> my room and spread the word.
> >
> > I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
> I think he went into this cheap motel room.
> >
> > Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great
> melons.
> >
> > The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that
> there's more room for your tongue.
BigDaddy96 is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2003, 12:28 AM
VIP Member
Platinum Member
wwwTOPDJcom's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Vestal/Binghamton NY
My Boats: 1992 450hp Senza Spectre 25'
Posts: 3,477

Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
wwwTOPDJcom is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2003, 12:36 AM
Forum Regulator
VIP Member
Trade Score: (1)
Sydwayz's Avatar
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Worldwide
My Boats: 17' Speedliner Cat & O.P.B.
Posts: 21,920

A fav of the past:

"You got any Italian in you?"
"You want some?"
Sydwayz is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2003, 05:26 AM
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: the eastern shore of the Chesapeake Bay
My Boats: 23 wellcraft nova
Posts: 200

Hey honey, here is some aspirin.
But I don't have a head ache.
Good, lets ****.
bucky is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2003, 08:10 AM
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Bucyrus, Ohio
My Boats: 24 OUTLAW
Posts: 6,654

(For the fat chicks)

Hey Baby, how about some coffee with them rolls!
TEAMBAJA is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2003, 08:27 AM
formula31's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: ohio
My Boats: 1988 Cruisers 2800 Rogue
Posts: 2,558

Excuse me for staring, but you have given me such a hard-on I dont have enough skin left to blink.
formula31 is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2003, 08:52 AM
florida gator's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Clearwater, Florida
My Boats: 1996 Wellcraft Scarab Sport & 1990 Donzi GT210
Posts: 2,219

Nice dress. Bet it would look great on my bedroom floor.

I'ld like to talk to you tommorow. Should I get your number or just roll over in the morning?
florida gator is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2003, 11:55 AM
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 4,215

Tell her "I bet your panties match my sheets" if she says how do you know then say "I dont but there is only one way to find out"

If she says I am not wearing any then say "Good I guess that means that we can f#ck on the couch"
THRILLSEEKER is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2003, 12:14 PM
26scarab's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: st. clair shores mi ,us
Posts: 1,620

"Can I paint your face ? "

"Do you take Visa ?"

" Will you consider a mercy %uck ?"

Actually any of the pickup lines that I've used I don't remember because I had to be so drunk just to use them !
I know some of them worked , I sorta remember going to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert (we had a suite) and waking up the next morning in a different country (Canada) with some chick with really huge boobs
26scarab is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 04-24-2003, 01:21 PM
CJC's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Syracuse,NY
My Boats: 95 Wellcraft Nova
Posts: 310

This line must be used in conjunction with "the look".......

-You don't know it yet, but you love me.

The last time I used that line, was the LAST time I used that line.

.......she ended up being my wife

CJC is offline  
Reply With Quote

Related Topics
Thread Starter
Last Post
General Boating Discussion
11-05-2006 09:15 PM
01-19-2005 12:10 PM
General Boating Discussion
11-02-2004 01:15 PM
General Racing Discussion
10-11-2004 06:54 AM
Dock Holiday
General Boating Discussion
11-14-2002 05:12 PM

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:17 AM.

Copyright 2011 OffShoreOnly. All rights reserved.