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Old 04-24-2003, 12:35 PM
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Ok here's one that always works:

Have you always been beautiful or were you born that way?


And:

It's Inevitable!
 
Old 04-24-2003, 12:35 PM
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You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:30 PM
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Originally posted by CJC
This line must be used in conjunction with "the look".......

-You don't know it yet, but you love me.



PLEASE USE CAUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last time I used that line, was the LAST time I used that line.

.......she ended up being my wife


This one sound pretty bad guys. Stay away from it. It's one thing to get slapped after a bad line, but nobody deserves to have to marry her.
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:39 PM
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When she asks you your name tell her, Milk, because I do your body good.
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Old 04-24-2003, 07:56 PM
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I used to be bouncer at a rather famous niteclub in Chicago (Eric the Reds if you lived here in the 70's or 80's). There was a guy who used to stand by the door at closing time holding up a condom (still in the wrapper). His standards werent real high, but he got laid pretty regularly. Girls would be walking by and just say "Ok".
 
Old 04-24-2003, 09:48 PM
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but how many chicks were hot 5%?
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Old 04-24-2003, 10:32 PM
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"Hey baby! How can a man trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" ...."Wanna have a drink at my place?"

Still hasn't worked to this day!

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Old 04-24-2003, 10:55 PM
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I almost forgot my favorite

"Hello, do you know the difference between an blow-job and an balony sandwich? "

"No"

"Let's go to lunch"
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:10 AM
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Woman to Woman First of all buy'em a few shots. "Nice TiT*" "Do you want to join me and my boyfriend!" Most of the time they say YES!!!

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Old 04-26-2003, 11:54 AM
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How about this one . Ask if she has BIKINI IF SO ASK IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO GO BOATING!!
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