ok, lets hear it.... best pick up line
04-23-2003, 07:28 PM
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ok, lets hear it.... best pick up line
Let's hear it.. the best I was told (tried it and it worked..LOL) was once you are talking to her show her you new "magic" watch. " now this magic watch tells me little tid-bits about people, why don't you rub it (the watch) and see what it tells me about you" after she rubs on it, hold it to your ear and act like it is talking to you... look at it and ask the watch "really? no kidding... her?" then to the girl... " well it seems that my watch tells me your not wearing any panties....... " she will say either it's right, then you know your in and the magic watch worked and you got good odds cause she is going camando OR she will say well it's wrong cause I am.. then look at the watch and " damn it... I was in new york the other day and it is still 2 hours fast"
lame= yes, funny to her.. yup...
lame= yes, funny to her.. yup...
04-23-2003, 07:30 PM
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Nice shoes. Wanna fu%&????
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04-23-2003, 08:15 PM
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How about these, number 14 is my favorite.
>1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
>2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
>3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
>4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
>5 . Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
>6. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
>7. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
>8. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
>9. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
>10. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
>11. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
>12. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
>13. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning
>14. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
>15. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
>16. Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
>17. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
>18. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later
>19. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
>20. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
>21. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
>22. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
>23. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
>24. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
>25. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
>1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
>2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
>3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
>4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
>5 . Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
>6. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
>7. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
>8. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
>9. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
>10. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
>11. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
>12. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
>13. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning
>14. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
>15. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
>16. Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
>17. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
>18. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later
>19. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
>20. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
>21. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
>22. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
>23. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
>24. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
>25. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
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04-23-2003, 08:39 PM
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"hey, nice tits" is always a good one
and the latin version
"hey you got a nice set of chi chi's" is also a good one.
either of those is virtually guaranteed to get you slapped.
And if they work make sure you double bag it. Otherwise you might might pick up an STD.
and the latin version
"hey you got a nice set of chi chi's" is also a good one.
either of those is virtually guaranteed to get you slapped.
And if they work make sure you double bag it. Otherwise you might might pick up an STD.
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04-23-2003, 09:24 PM
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Packinair,
That was pretty cute! Well, looks like I'll know what to say if I hear THAT one! [and if I do....the first thing I am going to say is; "Oh, I see you frequent OSO, too!"]
LOL!
That was pretty cute! Well, looks like I'll know what to say if I hear THAT one! [and if I do....the first thing I am going to say is; "Oh, I see you frequent OSO, too!"]
LOL!
04-23-2003, 10:00 PM
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1. Are you happy to see me or did your hearing aids fall into your bra?
2. Wow......My lepard skin thong is pinching my a$$ hair something fierce.
3. Which "friends" character is your favorite.....I like Joey, he's a cutie.
4. .......and for whatever reason, these damn little leasions keep coming back, even after I dip my noodle in av gas and pop them like a big zit........
5. Does yaggie make your poop smell like rancid beef?
6. See that girl over there in the red shirt....I got naked with her last night.
7. When you go to pea, wave to the little camera I installed in the tampon machine.
8. I guess you did not know that black jeans make you look fat.
9. If I buy you a drink, can I have half?
10. Geez, last time I was in this place it was a gay bar.
Okay okay, not bad for an amatuer though.....
2. Wow......My lepard skin thong is pinching my a$$ hair something fierce.
3. Which "friends" character is your favorite.....I like Joey, he's a cutie.
4. .......and for whatever reason, these damn little leasions keep coming back, even after I dip my noodle in av gas and pop them like a big zit........
5. Does yaggie make your poop smell like rancid beef?
6. See that girl over there in the red shirt....I got naked with her last night.
7. When you go to pea, wave to the little camera I installed in the tampon machine.
8. I guess you did not know that black jeans make you look fat.
9. If I buy you a drink, can I have half?
10. Geez, last time I was in this place it was a gay bar.
Okay okay, not bad for an amatuer though.....
