OT: Friday Humor
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OT: Friday Humor
Guy shows up at the his usuall hang out with two black eyes orders a beer.
All his buddies look at him laughing there rear ends off and razzing him about it, finally one of him asks him what really happened?
He says " Well I was in church this Sunday and when we got up to pray I noticed that the lady in front of me had her dress stuck up the crack of her a$$, so I taught I was going to do her a favor and I pulled it out. She turned around and wacked me one"
His buddies again crack up then one askes;
"How come you have two shinners?"
"Well when I saw she didn't like it I shoved it back in."
All his buddies look at him laughing there rear ends off and razzing him about it, finally one of him asks him what really happened?
He says " Well I was in church this Sunday and when we got up to pray I noticed that the lady in front of me had her dress stuck up the crack of her a$$, so I taught I was going to do her a favor and I pulled it out. She turned around and wacked me one"
His buddies again crack up then one askes;
"How come you have two shinners?"
"Well when I saw she didn't like it I shoved it back in."