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It was the first day of school and a new student named
Martinez, the son of a local Mexican restaurateur,
entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give
me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Martinez, who
had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by
the people, for the people, shall not perish from the
earth'?

Again, no response except from Martinez: "Abraham
Lincoln, 1863," said Martinez.

The teacher snapped at the class, Class, you should be
ashamed.

Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about
its history than you do.

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna
puke."

The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said
that?"

Again, Martinez says, "George Bush at dinner with the
Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck
this!"

Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and
shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica
Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with the class almost a mob hysteria someone said,
"You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill
you."

Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice,
"Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around
the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****,
we're in BIG Trouble!"

Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein April 9th 2003."