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Risk Taker 05-07-2003 01:15 PM

OT: Hump Day Classic !!!!
 
Hillbilly Dayvorce

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres."

The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays." The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere."

The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere." The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."

The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce."

:D :D :D ;)

mopower 05-07-2003 01:21 PM

DOH:eek: :D :D :D

bajabob38 05-07-2003 01:23 PM

:D :D

Chris288 05-07-2003 01:25 PM

Re: OT: Hump Day Classic !!!!
 

Originally posted by Risk Taker
Hillbilly Dayvorce

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres."

The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays." The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere."

The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere." The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."

The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce."

:D :D :D ;)


I really don't think this is appropriate.... IT should be deleted..

Offshore Addiction 05-07-2003 01:26 PM

:):):)

baja27 05-07-2003 01:27 PM

:D :D :D :D

HiPerf2000 05-07-2003 01:32 PM

:D :D :D :D

JUSTONCE 05-07-2003 02:00 PM

:D :D :D :D


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