Look what I learned today
 

Last night of drivers ED, boy I learned a lot,
-Duct tape your doors shut for safety.
-the positive batt. current goes through the body of the car.
-if your hood comes up at 65, it will stay on the car, but you should pull over at the next rest stop because it could obstruct your vision.
-have a metal bladed ice scraper because plastic is too brittle and wont get the ice off your windshield.
-Only exotic cars have engine thermostats.
-you can go through all 4 of the west coast states on one tank of gas as long as your accelerator is stuck in the floored position.

Now, it's time to be scared...Who's teaching this class?

Sounds like the only thing you are missing is
" We have a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's darkout and we are wearing sun glasses....... HIT IT":D:cool: :cool:

HE' S ALL THE WAY PULLED OVER, HE CAN'T PULL OVER ANY FARTHER!!!

Hey man, I think were parked. Sir, can I see your Licence....Isn't on the bumper man. Whats your friends name......dude whats your name man.....oh his name is Ralph.

I'm freakin out man.

:D:D:D
What's your name sir?
My name? uhh, It should say on the license...