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tanned fat looks better 05-12-2003 05:37 AM

Wish me luck, having major surgery today
 
A month ago today my wife filed for divorse so later that day I made an appointment to get a vasectomy. I guess that's not so major............I just don't need sharp things around that area. I've heard horror stories and good stories about the procedure. I figure it's worth any mental anguish I will go through because I sure as hell don't need anymore babies running around cutting into my boating time. They tell me shootin` blanks ain't so bad.

cig1988 05-12-2003 05:42 AM

Best of luck and a speedy recovery.

29scarab 05-12-2003 05:45 AM

Good luck!!

dyno 05-12-2003 05:49 AM

get your ice bag ready!good luck....

Ted G 05-12-2003 07:06 AM

Stop by the store and buy 3 or 4 bags of frozen peas-you'll need them to sit on later;)

Good luck, hope it turns out well.

pullmytrigger 05-12-2003 07:09 AM

I dont have the balls to do that.....good luck

Gary C 05-12-2003 07:13 AM

Ditto the frozen peas! Make sure you keep those puppys cold for at least 5 days. And, this is very important, do not do any heavy lifting for at least 2-3 weeks. I thought I was good to go after one week and... lets just say it was the size of a grapefruit:eek: But other than that it wasn't bad at all. The needle in the "spot" wasn't as bad as I thought it would be:) Good Luck, the piece of mind is worth it! Listen to the doctor and make sure you go back for the follow up and see if you are shooting blanks:)

LutzParty 05-12-2003 07:15 AM

TFLB, sorry to hear of the divorce. As for the surgery, it too will feel like a kick in the nuts.

Ditto on the frozen veggies...........I always prefferred the corn though

R Addiction 05-12-2003 08:23 AM


Originally posted by Troutly
Make sure she kiss' the nads before she shaves em :D
:D :D :D From the mind of Troutly!!!!

kitten 05-12-2003 08:28 AM

:D :D It will only hurt when you laugh. :D :D


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